I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.
(Source: itsjusa)
Tracks
(Source: insidemycorruptmind)
hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
(Source: everything-fuckable)
This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..
(Source: jawshross)
(Source: thievinggenius)
(Source: deryakenan)
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
(Source: vans-supreme)
i made a thing
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My Psychology Professor:
People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
i dont like camping but lets go and do this
(Source: sneaky-mom)
never gets old.
sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual
but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP
#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’
I think if it weren’t for the fact that he keeps trying to kill everyone, Tony and Loki would actually be BFF
Thor would be getting calls at five in the morning from Tony, saying things like ‘Somehow Loki and I are in Vegas in a car neither of us remembers buying, dressed up in buffalo costumes and we might have gotten married. We have no money and there’s a passed out lounge singer in the trunk of our car. Call Pepper, tell her to send cash’
And Thor would have to get them out of whatever trouble they’d gotten into in their wacky adventures
(Source: lostiel)
YOUR SKIN IS… PALE WHITE AND ICE COLD… YOU DON’T GO OUT IN THE SUNLIGHT… YOU’RE ALWAYS EATING AND DRINKING…
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE….
say it out loud sAY IT
…….. a blogger
